Rat's Lair: Movie Reviews

Rating: 2/10

Camp Rock was definitely not a good film, but it was so bad it's good. High School Musical is just awful. Crappy songs, crappy acting and crappy story? It's a Disney Channel original movie all right!

Rating: 4/10

Oh boy, Camp Rock. It's a cringe overload to say the least, but it's good crap. It's kind of racist though? My sibling pointed this out to me. The characters played by people of colour are the ones doing hip-hop and break dancing.

It's a funny bad though, like the "She's really good" scene.

The songs were torture and I have no clue why the Jonas Brothers were so popular.

Rating: 6/10

It was just okay. It felt pretty bare-bones, there wasn't much to it and I don't have much to say about it.

Rating: 7/10

The Lost Boys is not a perfect film (as shown in my rating), but it's a fun film which puts me in a good mood. It just has a really good feeling to it, I love the setting. Watch if you want a very enjoyable and camp film which blends comedy and horror, not if you want a scary vampire masterpiece.

Rating: 1/10

I fucking hate this. The songs were complete crap, characters weren't even recognisable: what happened to Regina? Everything was sooooo bad.

Rating: 6/10

I love Studio Ghibli, but Whisper of the Heart just isn't for me. The animation was beautiful, but the story was just kind of boring. I probably just didn't get the point, I know loads of people love this film.

Rating: 7/10

The Fear Street films were alright. They weren't scary but I liked the setting a lot. The first part's 90's setting just felt right for the movie and the camp setting in part two was very Friday The 13th-esque. My complaints are that the third film wasn't as good and the second movie was a bit slow. The Fear Street movies aren't anything special, but they're watchable.